Sex and Conjure Coffee Table Lamp

Sex & Conjure Coffee Table Lamp

Big glow. Grown energy. Bad intentions optional.

Set the room before you ever say a word.

The Sex & Conjure Coffee Table Lamp takes the black-and-gold seduction of the book and turns it into a full-room statement. The taller silhouette and warm rubberwood base make this the richer, more decorative of the two lamps in the collection—perfect when you want the piece to be noticed even before it is turned on.

By day, it is bold Haus décor. By night, the remote-controlled LED bulb gives you 16 color options so the room can move from warm gold to intimate red, deep blue, purple, green, and beyond.

Put it next to the sofa while you read. Give it a corner in the bedroom. Let it glow during date night, journaling, spiritual work, or one of those late conversations that was supposed to last ten minutes.

Why this lamp

The polyester-cotton shade softens the light instead of blasting the room with glare. The solid rubberwood base adds warmth and makes this version feel more like an intentional piece of furniture than a utility lamp.

Product details

Complete the scene

Pair this lamp with the SEX AND CONJURE eBook and Scented Candle. Add the low-rise thong if this is less “reading nook” and more “somebody is definitely staying over.”

In the box

1 custom lampshade · 1 rubberwood base · 1 E26 LED bulb · 1 remote control · 1 installation guide. Remote battery is not included.

Care

Dust gently with a soft dry cloth or feather duster. Avoid cleaning the printed surface with a damp cloth.

Custom production note: Small differences in color, print placement, or sizing can occur between production batches and are a normal part of custom manufacturing.

Want a more compact, sharper look? The Cylinder Table Lamp uses a sleek black metal base. Want the full mood? Add the eBook and candle.

Digital edition available now. Softcover coming soon.